OMG !!!

guess what ?!!

my chichi called !

aaarrrrhhhh !!! I KNOW !

punya maen terkejut !

sampai MENANGIS !

mmg speechless gile laaa .

mcm taa caye !

then she cried and i cried too :'(

really miss her !

thank god dea bukak BLOG ieka and founded mine .

then she read the one that was about her .

 the one that i said i miss my chichi !

aarrrggghhh! she called at last !

punye maen mahal naa call dari doha kea malaysia !

1 minute is 20sen and 30 minute is RM16 !!!

gile babi en !!

then she gave her e-mail so that is easy to contact her .

i cant call but i can text :)

or just e-mail her ! :)

she said that she'll be back on 26 of june :(

LAMA GILAAAA !!!! :'(

OH OH ! and dea naa pergi umrah ohh !

gile best en !

dea pesan naa dea tolong mintak pape taa ?

*doa laa maksud dea :)

then i said 'YEAH OF COURSE' !

then she ask 'what is it ? a handsome boyfriend, be skinny ?'

hahaha , bodoh jea en !

kalu mintak tuh mmg taa kan dimakbul kan laa !

so i ask something about my PMR and something personal :)

*cant tell :)

she said 

"do you go to school ?"

then i said ,

"well yeah , eh aku baru 4 hari ponteng OKAY!"

*mmg laa baru 4 hari coz baru 1 bulan stengah masuk skola

hahahhaa *smart!

then i ask her ,

are you getting thin or getting fat ?

then she said ,

maintain B)

hahahahha , bengong jea !

then she ask me ,

i said im getting fatter like my sister .

then she said , WHAT ?! teruk nya !

sial jea en , hina sngat kea my sister ?

hahahaha . *JK

and she ask about my facebook's password .

i said i already change it .

then she said ,

'alaaaaaaaa'

so i felt sorry and i gave her plus she doesnt have one,

so let her see bertapa maju daa kwn kwn dea kat sini .

hahahah :)

then she ask me to sing a song for her ,

and i sang perfect two-auburn for her :)

tapi lupa lyrics !

and she also said that she's jealous at her sister coz ,

she got a blackberry on her birthday :)

hahaha , then she said ,

"its okay ! i can buy one here" hahaha :)

tah pape tah !

then we talk about someone,

cant tell !! SECRET !

then she said i miss you !

aawww ! i miss her too !

and she told me that if she reach to KL

she will bite me :(

TAKUTT SAKET!!

then ckp ckp , gelak gelak 

tngok tngok jea daa tnggal 2 minute .

dea pun ckp gile laju !

hahaha ,

so thats how it end :(

hope to hear about you more syakirah :)

i miss you like shit !

kalau dtg KL bawak laa pape dari sana !

naa gak bende yang tade dlm malaysia ken .

hehehe *HEBAT

bye-bye !

I LOVE YOU !

Lelaki Murtad !

ni laa contoh nye lelaki zaman sekarang .

teruk taa teruk ?!

kite org daa ckp taa yah laa pakai tudung bagai .

dorg DEGIL ! naa jugak !

hmm , kite org pun kasi jea laa .

daa pakai buleh lak round round satu mcd .

haduyy memalukan !

naseb baek taa kene kilat .

korg ni bawak laa bertaubat .

ape naa jadi ?

taa malu kea kalu cucu cucu korg tau pasal ni ?

haduyy , naa nasihat mcm mane lgi laa ni .

daa kalu lelaki , lelaki jea laa .

jngn laa jdi pompan lak .

hine sngat kea jdi laki ni ?

lelaki kene rambut pendek ,

korg naa rambut panjang .

ish ish ish , ape naa jadi !

naa tegur mmg taa gune laa .

bia laa dorg naa jdi mcm mane pun .

kite org taa kesah laa korg naa jdi maknyah kea pea .

kite org tetap akan berkawan dngn korg .

so dun worry !

*ni semua disebalek nye erk ,

paham paham jea laa :) 

No Tittle

nothing to say .

just RAWRRR !

DEAD !

hari ni dngan bangga nye ,

tina naa bawak aku naek motor .

muke dea dngan  ragu-ragu .

takot gak aku time tuh .

sekali , baru jln 1 meter daa besepah kat jalan .

perh ! time tuh mmg cam sial laa en !

kereta kancil langga kite org :(

SAKETT ! tapi disebab kan panik taa rase .

bile daa lame siket HAH! situ laa rase .

tina sampai terpelanting kot !!

kesian gilaa !

dea jerit jerit DAYANG!! DAYANG!!

aku daa panik tahap babi daa .

takot dea patah kaki kea pea en .

time tuh pun tngk tngk gak kalu ade darah en .

kalu ade mmg daa pengsan daa kat tngah jln tuh .

gile babi doe !

kalu tau tina taa reti naa bwak .

mmg taa naa laa naek .

hadusshh !

habes lebam lengan .

sib baek siket ! kalu bnyak !

then , owner kancil tuh suruh gnti kete dea kemek .

kemek siket jea kot !

besar penumbuk jea !

dea lebih lebih lak !

dea mintak around 400 .

perhh ! mmg cam sial laa .

mentang mentang kite org dak skola

ade niat jahat lak en !

daa laa ustaz .

pastu naa potong leher lak !

teruk gila kott pangai !

cam gampang !

then dea biseng arh ,

dea kate asal taa break laa pea laa .

tina pun bengong ! bawak slow jea !

daa tau kete tuh laju .

leyh lak slow slow .

mmg kene langgar laa en .

tau pun naa nanges bile daa jatuh .

tapi kalu ekut kan mmg salah kite org laa .

lesen tade , and tah bnyk lagi .

org tuh pun ckp laa ,

naa ketuk kemek dea brape 

bla bla bla .

then dea mintak IC acap .

coz motor acap , acap kasi laa.

gambar IC daa laa budak gemuk !

then kite org pun bingung en mane mau carik duit .

kalu taa dpt smpai kul 6 dea naa report polis ,

then kul 6 kite org taa dpt duit lagi .

so dea ckp smpai kul 9 

pstu bla bla bla .

call syam ! 

then dea tlong .

perhh ! time tuh mmg happy laa en dea leyh tlong .

dea urus sume , ckp nan tuh nan ni .

last last SETTLE !

hm ! MENAKJUBKAN en !

pnjang cite dea .

tapi skrang gila nantok !

so mau tidur besok skolaa .

qyna suruh skola !

bye bye <3

:'(

OMG! i miss my chichi so damn much !

when are you gonna come back ?!

you said you'll call me when you reach to doha .

but theres no news from you !

what happen ?

you didnt even wish me on my birthday :'(

i thought maybe you will call me on my birthday ,

but you didnt !

this really sad !

how could you do this to me ?!

everyday i'll be on the phone ,

waiting for your call :(

but theres nothing !

shit ! how should i contact you !

that day i was at ampang point ,

i thought i wanna go to your mum's spa

but that time i was wearing shorts :(

hope you'll be back this summer !

i miss you annoying VOICE !

i just need one call from you !

i do really miss you syakirah :'(

mwwaahh !

ni laa makhluk allah yang paling

annoying , irritating , rough , and very disturbing 

yang pernah aku jmpa !

ish ! sumpah menyirap !

bile org kacau dea mula laa dea buat muka cam pic kat atas .

saket hati jea ohh !

kalu dea kacau lak .

hmm , mmg susah laa naa explain .

sabar jea .

sabar pun ade batas dea eh !

kalu pape tejadi jngn tnye kenape laa en .

pandai pandai laa :)

tapi walaupun dea cam ni ,

hmm , sayang laa jugak kat dea .

kalu aku taa sayang kau ! 

aku daa lame tinggal kan kau MANGKUK JAMBAN !

hehehe :)

now aku just kene biase kan diri 

dengan manusia ni .

walaupun SUSAH YAH AMAT !

tapi maybe lame lame okay kot :)

love you TAEK LALAT <3

mwaaahhhh !

me singing for isam !

me singing 'the day you went away'

specially for isam :)

sorry it sound a bit rush .

but i guess its fine :)

your welcome !

hahaha <3

midnight !

yooo~ spooky !

first pergi hanta wawa kat kdai mak dea .

wawa amek roti john 

kite org mkn kat basketball court kat taman .

mkn mkn cite cite .

wawa naa alek .

time tuh kul 11 kot .

then tnggal laa ame , seng and me .

kite org pun cite cite laa .

taa leyh laa bagi tau cite pasal ape .

SECRET !

then seng tnye ,

kalu pochong muncul kat depan kite cane ?

perhh ! daa laa kat situ mmg tade lampu .

yang ade pun bulan jea yang kasi lampu .

ame pun cuak .

aku pun naek gak laa bulu roma .

sape taa takot en .

daa laa sunyi , gelap lagi .

ish ish !

aku tengok muke ame takot gile

aku pun tunjuk gamba ni 

merayu rayu dea ,

suruh aku tutup .

straight dok atas seng and peluk dea .

aku daa gelak gelak daa .

muke cam naa nages jea dea .

ape tah lagi suare .

hahahaha .

mmg klaka !

dok sane smpai laa kul 3 pagi .

gilaa babi !

then balek mandi and tidurr :)

gilaa babi !

bnyak gila bende daa jadi .

tapi kite cite pasal 

25/3/2011 dulu eh :)

first mcm biase laa ken ,

bangun pegi skolah

hehehe :)

then bangun bangun jea

senget call ajak minum kat bawah .

dea naa masuk lmbat coz ade bace yasin .

aku pergi skolah mane pakai tudung 

so kalu masuk dewan kene laa pakai tudung .

kebetulan taa bawak en .

so join laa dorang minum minum :)

yang ade ,

ame , seng , zabir , and sorang tah sape .

pastu kul 8 cam tuh wawa dtg dngan

gelabah taik dea .

hahaha :P

mule laa biseng biseng .

then kul 9.30 masuk skola pergi kntin jap .

jumpe laa dinosaur *qarina 

pastu dea biseng .

"mane kau pergi?!"

rase cam jumpe mummy jea en biseng biseng !

hahah .

then mkn ! wow !

pastu kua alek .

budak jahat en *eche !

then umi and qarina naa ekut .

dorang ekut laa .

tapi takut takut .

hahaha ! taa leyh blaa jea !

taa smpai 30 mnit kot dorg masuk alek .

dorg masuk jea wawa ajak jln jln naek scooter .

pastu aku pun ekut laa .

round round jea nampak lak

 KING KONG *girl aka my sister laa !

perrhh ! time ni klakar gile laa en !

sume wawa pnye pasal laa .

mase tuh girl tnggu bas ,

wawa buleh lak lalu depan dea ,

girl pun jerit laa "SUHAILAA!!!!!"

aku daa gelak gelak daa 

mmg klakar laa tngok muke dea 

dengan mate lebam taa cukup tidur .

jerit name aku .

hahahha .

bodoh bodoh jea .

5mnit cam tuhh CROCODILE call !

perrhh ! mmg KING KONG daa roger laa kat dea .

tapi time tuh phone kat ame .

then naa balek skolah daa 

aku pun balek laa rumah ,

balek balek , aku nmpak mummy pegang sniper !

TAKOTTT !

hahahahah :P

tade laa , mummy just tnye kau skolah kea taa .

then ckp laa yea blaa blaa blaa .

then mandi TIDUR zZzzZZzzZ

sing it !

i love you,

you love me,

they are full with jealousy,

with a great big smile and some 

curse 'bout me and you,

wont they say they

hate us two 

i love you

you love me

many friends and lots of enemies

with a great big laugh and 

some stupid things to do

wont they say they'll 

kill us two :)

feeling AWESOME !

and YES !

i got what i want !

YEAH MAN !

i am so satisfied with everyrhing that 

i've own now :)

person, friends, family EVERYTHING !

thanks to all :)

and yes i am feeling more amazing

if theres someone stupid as hell

that is JEALOUS !

i dont give a shit about you guys,

cause im living my dream !

wink wink :D

the more you guys hate me,

the more awesome feelings comes :)

so just continue what ever you guys are doing :)

dont stop cause im LOVING IT :D

im lovin' it :)

YEAH! i love this song !

this one too !

so as this !

this is the BEST !

ohhlalaaa :)

lalalalalalalalalaa~

cuti skola ni banyak rayau ohh :)

ishh ishh ishh !

hahaha :D

orang slalu kate shisha redbull SEDAP !

tapi TAA SEDAP pun !

bodoh ! membazir .

bak kate no name and acap laa

PEDAS !

bengong ohh !

no name naa pineapple,

tapi kat sane tade pineapple :)

KESIAN !

pastu dorg cite pasal game !

tah laa game kea pea tuh !

haduyyy ~

daa banana daa time tuh.

dok sane kene gigit NYAMUK !

sial jea ohh !

dari tadi ckp sane, sane

sane tuh downtown tau :)

hehe !

sib baek taa hujan !

hee~

pastu karaoke !

YEAH MAN !

time lagu no name maen jea

asyek tekan next jea.

kesian !

hahahaha :)

taa banyak laa naa ckp.

baru bangun en,

still nantok, so *pink taa engad pape :)

hahaha . bodoh PINK !

daa laa bye !

love you asyraf <3

wednesday !

shitty day :)

kejap gud mood kejap bad mood .

cam sial !

kite cite pasal good mood dulu eh :)

first first jumpe qarina kat dpan maybank

and dea bagi HADIAH ! yeaaahh !

birthday present :)

taa kesah laa daa lepas en

janji ade !

yahooo !

and then pergi mkn.

pastu mkn mkn wan dtg .

eche ! poyo jea :)

pastu grak pergi shisha tapi kat atas tutup

heres some pics to share with

while waiting for mister big boss 

hah! yang gigi atas kepale dayah

tuh dimiliki oleh puan wan yaa .

hahahah :)

cam bodoh jea !

naa kiss wawa tapi dea taa kasi :(

hahhaha .

wawa busuk !

ni laa rupe org yang 

syokk sendiri and org yang

kebosanan :)

selame 1 jam menunggu

sampai gak si big boss

dengan muke blurr dea sambil isap rokok 

 kat blakang :)

pastu daa sampai kite org

pergi pavi tah wat pea taa engad :)

mase dlm perjalanan *eche !

jumpe laa due ekor ni

pastu sampai pavi 

patah alek gih bb kate nye

mau karaoke 

tapi cite GEBANG !

bengong !

then daa tau bilik full

blaa laa ken .

ni dok kat tangge ktv tuh .

cam bontot .

tah asal dok sane aku pun taa tau .

start dok situ lame lame laa

daa bad mood .

daa laa kasut aku tebukak !

first me then qarina then dayah lak.

hahah ! bengong !

dayah laa paleng teruk !

hahaha ! klakar gile !

then kite org grak pegi shisha :)

hah ! time ni daa bad mood laa

coz asyek bediri cam bangang .

ajak lepak tapi si org tue due org tuh

naa pergi ngorat awek lak .

haduyy !

then kite org geram straight gerak jea

taa tnggu dorg .

smpai sahara taa leyh masuk cam sial !

then pergi sebelah .

daa laa panas !

pastu ramai org lagi .

haduyyyy !

then si dayah ni kuar kan pepper spray .

bodoh ! tah pea motif dea kuar kan

bende alah tuh .

then sampai laa bende tuh kat tngan 

si org ni . 

then dea dngan bangang nye pergi spray .

babi sumpah saket .

tah skolaa kea taa skolaa mamat tuh .

taa paham bahase .

aku saket hati gile !

then aku grak pergi meje seblah 

saket hati punya pasal 

tapi still buleh senyum laa .

taa naa laa masam sngat en .

then time meje sebla pun ade wat 

saket hatu gak .

mase org kat sebla aku tuh

grak gih meje lagi satu

then qarina dok tmpat dea .

pastu ade laa ken.

malas naa cite wat saket hati jea !

PIG !

then dok dlm bising crowded sngt

tukar meje kat luar .

time ni daa okay siket laa.

saket hati tuh still ade laa en .

taa sabar jea naa balek .

then blaa blaa blaa .

balek gak akhir nye !

balek balek jea .

hmmmmm .

3 ekor dtg ajak lepak bistro

*wan , no name and acap .

tapi mmg best laa .

best gile !

yang bast tuh bahan acap laa .

si no nam lak asyek dngan stunami kat jepun .

hahaha.

cam bodoh jea laa !

sumpah klakar and best tahap babi .

lepak leapk straight lupe pasal

kat rooftop .

balek jea ruma daa kul 6.43 am

gile babi !

then terus TIDUR !

bangun kul 9 mlm .

penat pnye pasal en !

hahaha .

:)

peewittt !

hmm ! bf aku ni wat malu aku jea keje !

hmm ! sib baek laa aku syg kau !

HADUYYY !!

aiyo maaa !

hmm ? pea yang best sngat dea ni ?

taa minat langsung laa !

1.nyanyi biase jea

2.sume heartbreak song

3.gampang

4.gampang

5.gampang

6.gampang 

7.gampang

8.gampang

9.gampang

10.gampang !

mmg laa lawa , BUT !

taa minat laa lagu dea ni.

sume heartbreak jea . 

tah laa korg prasan kea taa .

bosan gila !

cam bangang !

mmbe aku syakirah sampai

cakap 

'all sad songs is like its meant for me'

'sad songs' means taylor swift's songs laa

kesian syakirah

dengar lagu minah ni trus hidup

dalam kesedihan .

F taylor swift :P

family dinner !

best gila time ni !

sume masuk ayer !

bahan akak shushi sampai gaduh :)

mummy gangster bhaai !

walaweyhh !

haha :)

hebat hebat !

mummy kasi kena azwan makan 

wasabi :)

dea blurr men makan jea .

bengap !

hahaha :)

mummy lak dress-up aladin .

gilaaa ! pastu tanya guard mana

carpet dea .

guard tuh pun blurr !

bodoh bodoh jea !

MASUK AYER !

habes jea makan makan 

trus tengok wayang :)

cite BEASTLY !

gila babi best !

taa tipu !

best gilaa best gilaa !

lepas tuh ZzZZZz laa pea lagi

THE END :)

huahua !

sabtu !

perhh ! saket lengan aku !

kimak doyek, muiz, and sape sape 

yang memukul aku hari tuh !

bagi tau KAK LONG *qyna traze

haha !

saket tau taa !

sial jea and thanks petak !

coz tolong halang dorg .

mwaah mwaah !

and thanks syam coz bagi

CHEESECAKE as my birthday present !

thanks sngt sngt !

and pea lagi eh .

blurr arh :)

and kepade orang yang bernama 

IDRUS aka NO NAME !

siap kau kalu aku jmpe kau !

janji keling en !

FINE !

*eche :)

HAH ! engad pun !

tngah lepak lepak ni en teserempak laa

dengan aunty mary !

yaa allah punya main lama taa jmpa dea !

dea pun taa prasan 

aku gak kene tegur .

hahaha :)

tegur jea trus dea ckp

'eh ! yeye ! yaa tuhan ! bujang sudah kau !'

bujang ? perhh ! hahaha .

then dea ckp en en en !

'GOD YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!'

WAAAAHHHH !!!

tekentut kentut aku !

nehh ! terhebat ! eche ! ahaha.

buleh tahan gak arh kua sabtu 12/3/2011

tapi sedih qyna and the gang tara :(

but taa pea laaaaaaa :')

exam...

MUMMY :)

huahua !

mummy was sleeping .

but before she fell a sleep

she was moody then ,

me and saif decide to put a bit of make-up on her.

and waaalaaa~

this is our master piece :)

AMAZING <3